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    Cybersex . . . text

    Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
    DirtyKate: Yes but don't tell anybody ;-)
    DirtyKate: Who are you?

    Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
    Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
    DirtyKate: You sound sexy... I bet you want me in the back of your car..
    Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
    DirtyKate: Haha! OK
    DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

    Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
    DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
    Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
    DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
    DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

    Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
    **pause**
    DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
    Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
    Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
    **pause**
    DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
    Bloodninja: How did you know?
    Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
    Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
    DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
    Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
    DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
    Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
    DirtyKate: What the f**k?
    DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
    DirtyKate: F**k



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    thats not one from ur personal archive is it mate?

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    lol
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    lmao

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    thats not one from ur personal archive is it mate?
    mmmm great idea, gonna start keeping one of those!!

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    lol


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    That is grim

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