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    Maybe the last lot

    Two condoms are walking down the street and pass by a local gay pub. They stop outside of the pub and one condom says to the other, "What do you say we go in and get shit-faced tonight!!

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    Two couples meet every Tuesday to have sex. One week they decide to change partners. In the morning the guy asks his partner "Did you have fun?". His partner replies "Yeah, lets see how the girls did!"

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    Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in court getting divorced. The judge asks Mickey: "Now let me get this straight. You want to divorce Minnie because she's really silly??". Mickey replies, "No your honor, she's ****ing Goofy."

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    One sperm says to the other, "How far is it to the ovaries?" The other one says, "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."

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    A woman tells her friend she's received a bunch of flowers from her husband. "I suppose I'll have to spend the entire weekend on my back with my legs in the air," she says, to which her friend replies, "Why, don't you use a vase?"

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    Did you hear Elton John & Michael Jackson are doing a duet?
    'Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me'
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