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    Computer Problem Report Form - HAHA

    Computer Problem Report Form

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    1. Describe your problem: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________

    2. Now, describe the problem accurately: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________

    3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _

    4. Problem severity:

    A. Minor B. Minor C. Minor D. Trivial

    5. Nature of the problem:

    A. ___Locked Up B. ___Frozen C. ___Hung D. ___Strange Smell

    6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __

    7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __

    8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __

    9. Have you made it worse? Yes __

    10. Have you had a friend who "knows all about computers " try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

    11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __

    12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

    13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe __ No__

    14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

    15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

    16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________

    17. What were you doing with your computer when the problem occurred? __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________

    18. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in: __________________________________________________ _ __________________________________________________

    19. Are you sure that you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

    20. Does the clock on your VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR__

    21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

    22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

    23. Do you have any electronic products that DO work? Yes __ No__

    24. Is there anyone else that you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

    25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

    26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet __
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    Is the machine on fire?... PMSL

    That's gold man.

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    im gunna send it to all our branches and tell em its serious and they have to fill em in for every problem
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    You know what will happen then man, you'll have to circulate a "Problem Report Form Problem Report Form" with questions like...

    1. Do you have a pen?
    2. Is it in your hand?
    3. Do you know how to write?

    etc etc...

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    As a maintenance engineer that form rings so true.

    I always remember when I went to a fault on a piece of kit and the operator said it was making a crackling noise and 'I get an electric shock off it when I touch it here' (touches metal case of the faulty item to demonstrate) 'Yowwwwww. Like that'

    :shock: and this person is free to roam the streets??

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