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    Sean Connery . . .

    Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Lulu, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Lulu said, "Sean, if Ah'm no bein too forward, Ah'd love tae hae sex wi an aulder man. Let's go back tae mah place." So they go back to her place and have great sex.


    Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand." Lulu looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says,"Lulu, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, hold my baws in your left hand, and my wullie in your right hand." Lulu is now used to the routine and complies.

    The results are mind blowing. Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Lulu asks "Sean, tell me, dis mah haudin yer baws in mah left hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye while ye're sleepin?" Sean replies, "No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Glashwegian, she shtole my wallet."

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    re: Sean Connery . . .

    Good joke

    Off topic (kinda)..

    I feckin' HATE Lulu. She's only Glaswegian when it suits her. Uses a fake upper class English accent all the time UNLESS she's back up North of the border for an interview with Scottish Television or to promote a Scottish appearance or what not. Then we get all the "I'm just wee Lulu fae the Gorbals. Ah'm proud e' ma roots, so I am... blah, blah, blah...." bollox. Lulu, go take a f**k to yersel'!!!

    Rant over!

    * M40COO sorry for hijacking your thread. Had to get that one out of my system. ops: *

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