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    50 Things ............

    ........ Women Cannot Do!!!

    1.Know anything about a car except its colour

    2.Understand a film plot

    3.Go 24 hours without sending a text message

    4.Lift

    5.Throw

    6.Run

    7.Park

    8.Fart

    9.Read a map

    10.Rob a bank

    11.Resist Ikea

    12.Sit still

    13.Tell a joke

    14.Play pool

    15.Pay for dinner

    16.Eat a kebab whilst walking

    17.Pee out of a train window

    18.Argue without shouting

    19.Get told off without crying

    20.Understand fruit machines

    21.Walk past a shoe shop

    22.Make a decent bacon sandwich

    23.Not comment on strangers clothes

    24.Use small amounts of toilet paper

    25.Let you sleep with a hangover

    26.Drink a pint gracefully

    27.Get a round in

    28.Throw a punch

    29.Do magic

    30.like your friends

    31.Enjoy porn

    32.Eat a really hot curry

    33.Get to the point

    34.Buy plain envelopes

    35.Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

    36.Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

    37.Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

    38.Avoid credit card debt

    39.Dive into a pool

    40.Assemble furniture

    41.Roll a bogey between finger and thumb

    42.Set a video recorder

    43.Not try and change you

    44.Watch a warfilm

    45.Understand why flirting results in violenc

    46.Spend a day bythemselves

    47.Go to the toilet by themselves

    48.Buy a purse that fits their pocket

    49.Choose a video quickly

    50.Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
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    51. play darts

    52. Play Pool

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    Re: 50 Things ............

    Quote Originally Posted by Autosparks
    ........ Women Cannot Do!!!

    8.Fart
    After spending many a lunch break with Minxy, I have to dispute this one.


    I'm now off to buy a plane ticket before she kills me.........
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    Re: 50 Things ............

    Quote Originally Posted by Rallye_vr6
    Quote Originally Posted by Autosparks
    ........ Women Cannot Do!!!

    8.Fart
    After spending many a lunch break with Minxy, I have to dispute this one.


    I'm now off to buy a plane ticket before she kills me.........
    You seem to be slightly confused, its you who was doing the farting. I was the one trying to get out of the enclosed space
    MINXY BUTLER-HENDERSON

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    lol
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    those are so ture lol

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    41.Roll a bogey between finger and thumb


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    i can do quite a few of them actually


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    53. Eat a decent amoount of food

    54. Drive a car



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    ive just got a telling off from the Mrs after reading these out to her

    but got its all so true
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