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    joke!

    The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands
    of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the
    corner of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English
    person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand." The Pope says, "No
    way. You can't do that." The Queen says, "Watch this." So the Queen waves
    her hand and every English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their
    little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering, basically going
    ballistic. So the Pope is standing there thinking, "Uh oh, what am I going
    to do? I never thought she'd be able to do it." So he thinks to himself for
    a minute and then he turns to her and says, "I bet you I can make every
    Irish person in the crowd go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the
    week, with just one nod of my head." The Queen goes, "No way, it can't be
    done." So the Pope headbutts her.
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    lol
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    :roll: very poor! but funny still!

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    re: joke!

    Great Joke!!!!!

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