> >ENGLISH - Could you direct me to the town centre please?
> >ESSEX - Weeza faakin taaahn?
> >ENGLISH - Oh my gosh, what is that over there?
> >ESSEX - Wu faakssat?
> >ENGLISH - My boy/girlfriend has got a flash expensive car!
> >ESSEX - Me luvaz got un x r free I innit!
> >ENGLISH - I don't like you much/you are probably my best friend!
> >ESSEX - Yu faakin kaaaant!
> >ENGLISH - Can I please have one of your cigarettes, as I've run out?!
> >ESSEX - Gissaa faaaag?!
> >ENGLISH - And the point you are trying to make is?
> >ESSEX - An' wot?
> >ENGLISH - The cost of that is one pound!
> >ESSEX - Paand, maate!!!
> >ENGLISH - Come over here and sit quietly, sweet child!
> >ESSEX - Oy, Kylee-Billee-Jo-Anisha-Bob, git ova ear an sidan yu
> >leeeal kaant, afor I faakin slapyas!
> >ENGLISH - Wow!
> >ESSEX - 'kin ada!