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    thoughts on children

    Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
    shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.


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    "There is only one pretty child in the world... and every
    mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.


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    Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.


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    Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
    despite every effort to teach them good manners.


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    Children will soon forget your presents. They will always
    remember your presence.


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    Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
    word for word what you shouldn't have said.


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    The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
    yourself that there are children more awful than your own.


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    Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.


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    "Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"


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    Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.


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    You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of
    the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.


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    I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
    do you want?


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    A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
    you've purchased new school clothes.


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    Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
    has never tried it.


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    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
    them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
    telling them to sit down and shut-up.


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    The best inheritance parents can give their children is
    a few minutes of their time each day.


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    lol How very true
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    Too True ! :shock:

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    how do people afford them (children??)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemiliuslepidus
    how do people afford them (children??)
    lol, me and my missus are trying to work out how to actually afford to buy a house over here!!! It's getting to the point where children aren't affordable, because you can't afford a place to live, let alone kids!!

    The above is very true tooooo!
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    thoughts on children?

    couldnt eat a whole one
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    these are my fav i think lol


    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
    them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
    telling them to sit down and shut-up.


    "There is only one pretty child in the world... and every
    mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.


    A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
    you've purchased new school clothes.


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    let's see the bright side, when they'll grow up, they'll help you to clean the house, make dinner, do the gardening... & help daddy to mod the car


    u just have to be a wee bit patient now...
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