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    PC problem at work... HELP!!!

    Some pinko, do-gooder has asked me to remove the Page 3 calendar from my desk. Should I...

    a) Do as my colleague asks.

    b) Try to reach a compromise, whereby I shall only display the calendar when he is on holiday or a different shift.

    c) Tell the tw*t to shove his 'Beautiful British Scenery' calendar up his a**se and replace the Page 3 calendar with 'Hustler's Sluts of 2004'?

    I can't decide and need your help. :?

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    Play safe

    could lead to all sorts of trouble.

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    Put it on his computer and run straight to the boss to see how he likes it.

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    tell the bum basher to **** off and leave your eye candy alone
    Ibiza FR CR TDI with 203 BHP

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    Yeah.... Ask him if he has testosterone in his blood cells?

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    My vote would go to the option...........

    Cut the lentil munching ½ wit up into small portions and store him in the stationary cupboard.

    I realise my views might not be as extreme as yours though.

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    Buy a magazine, and if there's any complaints just say,

    Well I'm not allowed it on the computer !

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    A new manager started at my work place a couple of months ago, hes some fat B@stard truck driver who did an open university corse in management and hasnt a fecking clue about the industry or his own job. All he does is walk around and anoy people, he came into our workshop and pulled down our calanders! WTF? hes bugger all to do with our department, he is in charge of stationary or something. We figured he was upset becouse the page three model had marginly bigger tits than him although its a close call. So we thought we would cheer him up by making are own calander of some fat naked look alike with his head graffted on and distributed it acordingly around the hole building, and then mass emailed it to every department including all the sales girls.

    Funnily enough the callenders tend to stay on the wall now. :P

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    LOL, funny stuff

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