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    Blonde Men Joke's.

    > BLONDE MEN

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    >Finally! -- a Blonde GUY Joke!

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    >Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises

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    >coming

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    >from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on

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    >the bed, sweating and panting.

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    >"What's up?" he says.

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    >"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

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    >He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's

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    >dialing, his

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    >4-year-old son comes up and says: "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's

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    >hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

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    >The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the

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    >bedroom, past

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    >his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure

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    >enough, there is

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    >his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

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    >"You rotten *******," says the husband, "my wife's having a

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    >heart

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    >attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

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    >Men

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    >Q: What's the best way to kill a man?

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    >A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell

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    >him to pick only one.

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    >Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?

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    >A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

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    >Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

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    >A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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    >Q: What is the difference between men and women:....

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    >A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need... A man

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    >wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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    >Q: How does a man keep his youth?

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    >A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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    >Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

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    >A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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    some good ones there


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    In a recent survey, 100 women were asked if their ****** twitched after sex. 98% said "No, he just rolls off and goes to sleep"

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    lol

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