Eh.....fool ........your mum is so stupid that...........
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish when she got vex with it.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a Tesco and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at Poundland.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"she turned around and went home
She so old, shes got Jesus's signature
She so old she was at the last supper
She so fat I burnt my ass on the lightbulb boning her
She so fat she has to roll in a field of talc to dry herself after a shower
When she has a shower it looks like a scene from gorillas in the mist
Her armpit is so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock
She so fat I ran out of petrol trying to swerve the bit*h
She so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
She so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch