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    Yow Mumma. . . .

    Eh.....fool ........your mum is so stupid that...........

    she called me to get my phone number.

    she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

    she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

    she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

    she tried to drown a fish when she got vex with it.

    she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    she got locked in a Tesco and starved to death.

    she tripped over a cordless phone.

    she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    she asked for a price check at Poundland.

    she studied for a blood test.

    she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

    when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so she moved.

    when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

    when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"she turned around and went home

    She so old, shes got Jesus's signature

    She so old she was at the last supper

    She so fat I burnt my ass on the lightbulb boning her

    She so fat she has to roll in a field of talc to dry herself after a shower

    When she has a shower it looks like a scene from gorillas in the mist

    Her armpit is so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock

    She so fat I ran out of petrol trying to swerve the bit*h

    She so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone

    She so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

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    She so fat she ahs to grease the bath

    She so fat she deep fries her toothpaste

    She so fat shes once, twice, three times a lady.

    She so fat the local restaurant has a sign outside that says 100 patrons or yo mama.

    She so fat she looks at a menu and says yes please.
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    Quality - Love the Orange Juice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by lufc
    She so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
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    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    not this again richie?
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    Yo Momma's so fat the b1tch got tiny little fat b1tches orbitin around her fat a55

    yo momma's so fat they had to change "one size fits all" to "one size don't fit yo momma"

    Yo Momma is sooo fat the b1tch jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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    yo mumma's so fat she looked at the menu and went ....oookay!

    yo mumma's so fat she has diffent postcodes for each foot.

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    ya mummas so old she uses a ouija boatd instead of freinds reunited.

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