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    things you wouldnt know without movies

    > -It is always possible to park directly outside any
    > building you are
    > visiting.
    > -A detective can only solve a case once he has been
    > suspended from duty.
    > -If you decide to start dancing in the street,
    > everyone you bump into will
    > know all the steps.
    > -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to
    > override the communication
    > systems of any invading alien civilization.
    > -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
    > in a fight involving
    > martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to
    > attack you one by one
    > by
    > dancing around in a threatening manner until you
    > have knocked out their
    > predecessors.
    > -When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to
    > the head, they will
    > never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
    > -No one involved in a car chase, hijacking,
    > explosion, volcanic eruption
    > or
    > alien invasion will ever go into shock.
    > -Police Departments give their officers personality
    > tests to make sure
    > they
    > are deliberately assigned a partner who is their
    > total opposite.
    > -When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak
    > English to each
    > other.
    > -You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
    > -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper
    > clip in seconds,
    > unless
    > it's the door to a burning building with a child
    > trapped inside.
    > -An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a
    > dinosaur will cause no
    > lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
    > -Television news bulletins usually contain a story
    > that affects you
    > personally at that precise moment you turn the
    > television on.
    Iain Ritchie
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    lol that is so true about the movies
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