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    very bad joke

    Police today announced that one of the Chinese men in the Morecambe Bay disaster was wanted in relation to paedophilia. He was found clinging to a buoy.

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    groan.....reminds me of the michael jackson fell overboard a ship joke...been used already my friend
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    i like it !
    good bad joke craig!

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    my dad rang me today with a joke

    a man asks his lady do you fancy a chinese and she said yes so they are sat there and have been waiting for their dinner to arrive for quite a while so they ask the waiter whats taking so long and he says "sorry we are waiting for the cook to wash up "


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    pmsl @ vauxylady
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    One of the survivors of morecombe bay was asked by police why on earth they didnt head for the fry land. they reply came "Our boss told us to stay in until the water was at knee high -



















    But it was Knee-Hi's day off
    why do today what you can...... I'll finish this later

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    Two sharks swimming around the bay when one turns to the other and says "I'm tired of eating fish" and the other says "yeah same here, how about having a chinkie.


    I heard all of these jokes from my boss and they get worse and worse.
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