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    How many posters on a forum does it take to change a light bulb?

    Answer:

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
    changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
    light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
    light bulbs

    41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

    another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
    is "lamp"

    27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light
    bulbs

    12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
    cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

    44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

    2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a
    government conspiracy.

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"

    35 to say "they are taking the p!ss on the light bulb forum"

    1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
    start it all over again

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    we arn't that bad are we?

    or is that aren't????
    why do today what you can...... I'll finish this later

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    Or are we that good that we don't realise that we are that bad :shock:

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    LOL

    I had this a couple of weeks ago and was so tempted to post it then
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    love that and very true.
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