A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo (a cuddly toy which laughs
when tickled) factory. The Personnel Manager explains her duties and tells
her to report to work promptly at 8.00am.
The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new
employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the Personnel Manager down to the factory floor to show
him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of material used
for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little
package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager starts laughing
After several minutes he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and
says "I am sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday, I said, your job
scroll on down for the punchline
... Brace youself - here it comes .....
give Elmo two test tickles.