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    Lies Your Parents Told You & You Believed

    there are a few obvious ones.......

    1) That when the ice cream van goes past playing it's tune, it has run out of icecream

    2) That Garibaldi Biscuits are made from dead flies

    3) If you pulled a face, the wind would change and your face would stick that way

    Add your embarrasing stories of lies your parents told you and you belived until last week
    why do today what you can...... I'll finish this later

    2958cc was 175BHP @ 4000rpm, 370Nm (273lb.ft.) @ 1900rpm NOW 230BHP/469Nm (344.9lb/ft)!! www.IUsedToOwnTwoAstras.com

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    If I toss off a lot I'll go blind.

    That's bollox, I can still see out one eye.

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    santa was killed in a freak accident with a 747
    Ibiza FR CR TDI with 203 BHP

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    Quote Originally Posted by A16VCY
    santa was killed in a freak accident with a 747
    ROFL!

    If you watch too much TV then your eyes will go square.
    MINXY BUTLER-HENDERSON

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    my dad used to say eat your crusts and you will get curly hair well i didn`t want curly hair so i didn`t eat them and i still have curly hair lol


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    saw the topic and number 3 came to mind lol, evil parents

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    After swallowing an apple seed or orange pip - a tree will grow inside you
    why do today what you can...... I'll finish this later

    2958cc was 175BHP @ 4000rpm, 370Nm (273lb.ft.) @ 1900rpm NOW 230BHP/469Nm (344.9lb/ft)!! www.IUsedToOwnTwoAstras.com

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    If you get you willy out the birds will come and peck it off.

    Done that recently and got done for indecent exposure, Wouldnt have minded a bird pecking it.

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    Re: Lies Your Parents Told You & You Believed

    Quote Originally Posted by kitchpoo
    3) If you pulled a face, the wind would change and your face would stick that way
    erm...I thought that was true ops:

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    the gradient sign. 1:6 meant only one in six cars ever made it.
    why do today what you can...... I'll finish this later

    2958cc was 175BHP @ 4000rpm, 370Nm (273lb.ft.) @ 1900rpm NOW 230BHP/469Nm (344.9lb/ft)!! www.IUsedToOwnTwoAstras.com

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