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    Joke

    A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to

    the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing benefit. I would really

    rather find a job.

    The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We

    just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a

    chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to

    drive around in a big black Lexus, and the suits, shirts, and ties

    are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also

    be provided and you will also be required

    to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary

    package starts at £ 100,000.00 a year with room for bonuses.

    The scouser said "You're havin' me on!"

    The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."



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    love it

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    love it but what was the joke? its true about all people from mersyside and cheshire aint it
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    Thats the good thing about us we can laugh at jokes aimed at us.

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