A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to
the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing benefit. I would really
rather find a job.
The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We
just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in a big black Lexus, and the suits, shirts, and ties
are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also
be provided and you will also be required
to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary
package starts at £ 100,000.00 a year with room for bonuses.
The scouser said "You're havin' me on!"
The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."