I vote for NTL!
Tried to call them tonight to report a fault with the line and guess what? I get put through to a crappy voicemail machine. It tells you that there are currently email problems and they are sorry and thats it! then it gives you some options to press, so I followed it through, only finding out they do not go anywhere, but in circles :!:
I want to speak to a person, not some piece of shit machine!!!