Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: joke

  
  1. #1
    Status
    Offline
    Vauxylady's Avatar
    AOC Gold Member
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    13,721
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    joke

    A kid comes home from school and says to his mum, "Mum I have a problem."
    She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words
    he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "pussy and
    bitch".
    She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens,
    and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He says thanks and goes to visit
    dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at
    school are using words I don't know, and I asked mum but I don't think she
    told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mum
    with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" He tells
    him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the
    shelf,
    takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son,
    everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son"
    he says, "everything outside that circle."


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

  2. #2
    Status
    Offline
    johnny's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    5,632
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    hehehe

  3. #3
    Status
    Offline
    TFU's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    3,766
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    that guy thinks outside the box
    -.. . - . -.-. - .. ...- . / -- --- .-. ... . / .. ... / -.. . .- -.. ?

  4. #4
    Status
    Offline
    Max_The_mole's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Posts
    2,128
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    LMAO!

  5. #5
    Status
    Offline
    divma's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    5,556
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    sweet!


  6. #6
    Status
    Offline
    Coo's Avatar
    Banned
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    25,105
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

  7. #7
    Status
    Offline
    Minxy's Avatar
    The Sticker Queen
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    West Sussex
    Posts
    16,058
    Mentioned in
    35 Post(s)
    Quoted
    4 Post(s)
    MINXY BUTLER-HENDERSON

  8. #8
    Status
    Offline
    octopussy's Avatar
    AOC Fanatic
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    370
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    lol

Similar Threads

  1. Joke
    By A5TRA 59ORT in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 28-04-2005, 23:52
  2. joke
    By Vauxylady in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 25-04-2005, 11:22
  3. Joke!
    By Keif in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 24-04-2005, 01:14
  4. joke
    By Vauxylady in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 21-03-2005, 17:45

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •