A kid comes home from school and says to his mum, "Mum I have a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words
he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "pussy and
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens,
and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He says thanks and goes to visit
dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at
school are using words I don't know, and I asked mum but I don't think she
told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mum
with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" He tells
him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the
takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son,
everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son"
he says, "everything outside that circle."