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    FECKING SHEET MY SELF

    well there i was just about 15 mins into my flyte home from east midlands air port tonight nodding off to sleep when suddenly i hear

    BLING "this is your captin here (long pause) we are having difficulty with the flaps closing on the wings and ae going to have to return to east midlands air port for an emergancy landing"

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    WTF my heart was racing, all the stewardesses were running about and there was some funny sounding shit comming from the engines ect

    after messing about in the air for what seemed like hours we proceeded to land, and at an alarming rate :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    we even had the fire engines out on the runway waiting on us, everyone was shitting it i tell ya

    but the best part is, they messed about with it and told us it was fixed now and we will be going up again in it :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    aventualy we reached glasgow 3 hours late and in need of new underwear


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    lol bless at least u r in one peice mate

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    I thought you had gone to another fancy dress party dressed in a SHEET as a ghost :roll:

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    i work in a airport and some people are shitting there pants as it is for something like that to happen to one of them would be plain tourture
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    If that had been me I would have been panicking!

    Not surprised you needed a change of undies!! :shock:
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    umm i fly with easyjet to Prague in 4 weeks :?
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    bloody hell craig! atleast it turned out ok!

    I've been on a flight where something similar happened and it sucked like! well shook me up!
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    Exactly the same thing happened to me last year flying from Orlando to Ohio
    Was meant to be a 90 min flight, turned out to be a 3 hour flight! We were properly bricking it too, I was sat next to a pilot and he even seemed nervous. The plane couldn’t slow down because of the flaps, and we were shown the brace position again and told to prepare to adopt it if necessary ad it would be shouted by the cabin crew, but luckily it was fine. Lots of fire engines and ambulances met us on the runway and followed us off the runway, then the fire engines hosed down our wheels incase they were too hot and burst into flames! As we weren’t able to slow down and had to land at a very fast speed! We all applauded the pilot at the end of the flight, it was like being in a movie or something, I really thought I was going to die!
    This holiday was to ride the worlds highest and fastest roller coaster Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point, the flight turned out to be even more frightening that the ride and that’s saying something!
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    jesus mate you could have driven to nottingham quicker than that!

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    would take him forever in his car
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