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    reasons to be single

    Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

    I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

    I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

    I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

    I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

    When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

    I could show my girlfriend where I live.

    I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

    The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

    I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

    I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

    I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

    I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

    You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

    Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

    Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

    I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

    I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

    I could use my own name at hotels.

    I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

    When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".


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    Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission

    LOL

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    yeah agree w/ u vauxy...

    except for the french movies !

    wot's wrong w/ the french movies ? they're great !








    just kiddin', hate the french movies even if im french
    Don't blame me if I say stoopid things or don't understand... I'm half French, half Pinoy lol

    That's no fun being engaged to a Princess... she’s ALWAYS RIGHT & you're always wrong lol

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    i always use my own name at hotels ?

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    lol good ones vauxy

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