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    what cats and dogs are really

    WHAT CATS REALLY ARE


    1. Cats do what they want, when they want.


    2. They rarely listen to you.


    3. They're totally unpredictable.


    4. They whine when they are not happy.


    5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.


    6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.


    7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.


    8. They're moody.


    9. They leave their hair everywhere.


    10. They drive you nuts.


    Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.

    WHAT DOGS REALLY ARE


    1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.


    2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.


    3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.


    4. They growl when they are not happy.


    5. When you want to play, they want to play.


    6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.


    7. They leave their toys everywhere.


    Conclusion: Dogs are tiny Men in little fur coats!


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