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    10 ways to tell somone their flies are undone

    Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...

    1. The cucumber has left the salad.

    2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

    3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

    4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

    6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

    7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

    8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

    10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    As if I'm gonna go up to a bloke and say "The cucumber has left the salad !" :roll:


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    We used to say 'There's a star in the east'
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    Re: 10 ways to tell somone their flies are undone

    Quote Originally Posted by Vauxylady
    Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...

    10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
    Ah classic

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    An old Glasgow favourite:

    "Pub's open, Wullie's servin'"

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    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    lol

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