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    Moral of the Story

    Moral of the Story

    One day at the end of class little Suzey's teacher has the class go home and
    think of story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day
    the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Lesley
    raises her hand: "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken
    eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one
    Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto
    the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lesley replies,
    "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Next is little Marty ... "well my
    dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them
    in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched" ... teacher
    asks for the moral of the story... Mo replies "Don't count your chickens
    before they're hatched" Last is little Suzey ... "My Uncle Ed fought in the
    Vietnam war, his lane was shot down over enemy territory - he jumped out
    before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On
    the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in
    the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but
    ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The
    blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
    Teacher looks in shock at Suzey and asks if there is possibly any moral to
    his story... Suzey replies, "Don't **** with my Uncle."
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