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    how they have sex

    ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

    ACTORS do it on cue.

    ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.

    AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.

    ANSI does it in the standard way

    ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.

    ARCHITECTS have great plans.

    ARTISTS are exhibitionists.

    ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.

    ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.

    ATTORNEYS make better motions.

    AUDITORS like to examine figures.

    BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.

    BAILIFFS always come to order.

    BAKERS knead it daily.

    BAND MEMBERS play all night.

    BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.

    BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.

    BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.

    BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.

    BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.

    BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.

    BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.

    BEER DRINKERS get more head.

    BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.

    BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.

    BOSSES delegate the task to others.

    BOWLERS have bigger balls.

    BRICKLAYERS lay all day.

    BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.

    BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.

    BUTCHERS have better meat.

    C'Bers do it on the air.

    CAMPERS do it in a tent.

    CARPENTERS hammer it harder.

    CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.

    CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.

    CHEMISTS like to experiment.

    CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.

    CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.

    CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.

    CLOWNS do it for laughs.

    COACHES whistle while they work.

    COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.

    COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.

    COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.

    COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.

    CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.

    CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.

    COPS have bigger guns.

    COWBOYS handle anything horny.

    COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.

    CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.

    CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.

    DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.

    DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.

    DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.

    DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.

    DENTISTS do it in your mouth.

    DETECTIVES do it under cover.

    DIETICIANS eat better.

    DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.

    DIVERS do it deeper.

    DOCTORS do it with patience.

    DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.

    DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.

    DRY WALLER'S are better bangers.

    ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.

    ENGINEERS charge by the hour.

    EXECUTIVES have large staffs.

    FARMERS spread it around.

    FIREMEN are always in heat.

    FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.

    FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.

    FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.

    FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.

    GARBAGE MEN come once a week.

    GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.

    GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.

    GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.

    GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.

    GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.

    HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.

    HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.

    HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.

    HANDYMEN like good screws.

    HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.

    HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.

    HUNTERS do it with a bang.

    INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.

    INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.

    INVENTORS find a way.

    JANITORS clean up afterwards.

    JEWELERS mount real gems.

    JOGGERS do it on the run.

    LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.

    LAWYERS do it in their briefs.

    LIBRARIANS do it quietly.

    LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.

    LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.

    MACHINISTS make the best screws.

    MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

    MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.

    MANAGERS supervise others.

    MARKETING REPs do it on commission.

    MILKMEN deliver twice a week.

    MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.

    MINERS sink deeper shafts.

    MINISTERS do it on Sundays.

    MISSILE MEN have better thrust.

    MODELS do it in any position.

    MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.

    MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.

    MOVIE STARS do it on film.

    MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.

    NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.

    NURSES call the shots.

    OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.

    OPERATORS do it person-to-person.

    OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.

    PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.

    PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.

    PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.

    PILOTS keep it up longer.

    PLUMBERS do it under the sink.

    POLICEMEN like big busts.

    POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.

    POSTMEN come slower.

    PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.

    PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.

    PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.

    PROFESSORS do it by the book.

    RACERS like to come in first.

    RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall..

    RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.

    REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.

    RECYCLERS use it again.

    REPAIRMEN can fix anything.

    REPORTERS do it daily.

    RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.

    RETAILERS move their merchandise.

    ROOFERS do it on top.

    RUNNERS get into more pants.

    SAILORS like to be blown.

    SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.

    SCIENTISTS discovered it.

    SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.

    SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.

    SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.

    SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.

    SPELUNKERS do it underground.

    SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.

    STEWARDESSES do it in the air.

    STUDENTS use their heads.

    SURGEONS are smooth operators.

    TAILORS make it fit.

    TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.

    TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.

    TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.

    TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.

    TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.

    TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.

    TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.

    TYPISTS do it in triplicate.

    VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.

    VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.

    WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.

    WATER SKIERS come down harder.

    WELDERS have hotter rods.

    WRESTLERS know the best holds.

    WRITERS have novel ways.

    ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    :roll:
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    BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.!!!!!!


    Pml,lmfao! That really tickled me!
    where do u get these from vicki?
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    pmsl.
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    No salesman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astra_starter
    No salesman?


    SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.
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    LMFAo - Unbelievable vauxy!! Keep em comming

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    Re: how they have sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Vauxylady
    INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.

    Previous Astras: 1994 Cesaro 1.8 16v | 2002 SXi 1.6 16v | 2001 Coupé 2.0 Turbo | 1999 LS 1.6 16v
    Other Vauxhalls: 2001 Vectra 1.8 16v| 2003 Vectra GSi 3.2 V6 | 2005 Signum CDTi 150

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    oops cheers graig.
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    Weighbridge supervisors...............................???????? ?????????????????

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