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    Joke

    Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was
    particularly despondent over the recent death of her
    husband, Earl.
    She decided that she would just kill herself and join
    him in death.
    Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
    quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made
    the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it
    was so badly broken in the first place.
    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
    vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's
    office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
    would be on a woman.
    The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your
    left breast."
    Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
    with a gunshot wound to her knee

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    LOL!!!

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    good but i bit rude

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