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    Phrases for the workplace

    TRY SAYING
    Perhaps I can work late.
    INSTEAD OF
    When the **** do you expect me to do this?

    TRY SAYING
    I'm certain that is not feasible.
    INSTEAD OF
    No ****ing way!!

    TRY SAYING
    Really?
    INSTEAD OF
    You've got to be shitting me.

    TRY SAYING
    Perhaps you should check with...
    INSTEAD OF
    Tell someone who gives a shit.

    TRY SAYING
    Of course I'm concerned.
    INSTEAD OF
    Ask me if I give a shit.

    TRY SAYING
    I wasn't involved in the project.
    INSTEAD OF
    It's not my ****ing problem.

    TRY SAYING
    That's interesting.
    INSTEAD OF
    What the ****?!?!

    TRY SAYING
    I'm not sure I can implement this.
    INSTEAD OF
    **** it, it won't work.

    TRY SAYING
    I'll try to schedule that.
    INSTEAD OF
    Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

    TRY SAYING
    Are you sure this is a problem?
    INSTEAD OF
    Who the **** cares?

    TRY SAYING
    He's not familiar with the problem.
    INSTEAD OF
    He's got his head up his ass.

    TRY SAYING
    Excuse me sir?
    INSTEAD OF
    Eat shit and die mother****er.

    TRY SAYING
    So you weren't happy with it?
    INSTEAD OF
    Kiss my ass.

    TRY SAYING
    I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.
    INSTEAD OF
    **** it, I'm on salary.

    TRY SAYING
    I don't think you understand.
    INSTEAD OF
    Shove it up your ass.

    TRY SAYING
    I love a challenge.
    INSTEAD OF
    This job sucks.

    TRY SAYING
    You want me to take care of that?
    INSTEAD OF
    Who the hell died and made you boss?

    TRY SAYING
    I see.
    INSTEAD OF
    Blow me.

    TRY SAYING
    Yes, we really should discuss it.
    INSTEAD OF
    Another ****ing meeting!!!

    TRY SAYING
    I don't think this will be a problem.
    INSTEAD OF
    I really don't give a shit.

    TRY SAYING
    He's somewhat insensitive.
    INSTEAD OF
    He's a ****ing *****.

    TRY SAYING
    She's an aggressive go getter.
    INSTEAD OF
    She's a ball busting bitch.

    TRY SAYING
    I think you could use more training.
    INSTEAD OF
    You don't know what the **** you're doing

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    I think i shud take notice of these!!

    Perhaps i could avoid being made redundant at first instance...

    I give 100% at work
    20% on Monday's
    30% on fridays
    45% on W'days
    5% on Thursdays
    oh n it goes without sayin.....**** Fridays
    Addicts dont do cocaine...They merely just like the smell of it

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    TRY SAYING
    Excuse me sir?
    INSTEAD OF
    Eat **** and die mother****er.

    I think I should try and say the opposite.
    Simon Mk:3. One of the best mk:3's in the south

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