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    Little Johnny

    Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby.
    Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

    Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbours. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to belt your butt when we get back home."


    "I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny. At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."


    Little Johnny continued, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"


    The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision" Little Johnny said,


    "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be f**ked if he needed to wear glasses"

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    that poor baby was born without an ear
    lol remind you of someone richie?

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