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    Dessert Hunger

    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks,
    and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation
    in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through
    the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance.

    As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon
    rasher of bacon.

    There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all
    sorts.

    "Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke (Don Pedro). "ees a bacon tree!!!
    We're saved!!!"

    "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

    So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the
    prospect of food, but as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's
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    sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

    His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying
    Pepe.

    "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

    With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!!
    ees not a Bacon Tree........"

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    "ees... a.... Ham bush"

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    pmsl


    that also reminded me i have bacon in the fridge so i`m off to cook martin breakfast


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    lol eard that before but its better in words than written if you know what i mean?

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    LOL!

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