There are two blondes and they are walking on opposite sides of the road. There is alot of traffic so one blonde yells across the road to the other blonde,"Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The other blonde yells back," You already are."
A blonde is at a ventriloquist act and the ventriloquist is telling blonde jokes. In the middle of the act, the blonde gets up and yells, "Blondes are people, and we have hearts. We're not all stupid!". She sits back down and the ventriloquist continues his act.
At the end of his performance, the performer looks into the crowd and tells the blonde, "I'm sorry. It wasn't my idea to tell all the blonde jokes. My manager told me to do it". At that, the blonde stood up and said "Shut up you idiot. I was talking to the guy on your knee!".
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooo," answered the blonde, "They're watch dogs!"
What do you call a blonde walking on her hands..?
A brunette with bad breath