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    jeremy 'im a nob tugger' clarkson

    how much of a ***** is he???!!!

    just watched top gear and pretty much every word he spoke was complete and utter bollocks.

    like the comment about the adjustable suspension on that bentley. "why would you want to make it more uncomfortable?" - you dick, do you not understand that it make handling better?! Surely anyone who claims to know anything about cars can understand this? He obviously doesn't.

    and i ******** hate the way that he loves himself and HAS to be right ALL the time. Even when someone makes it blatently obvious that he is wrong about something, he'll just take the piss out of something or someone to cover up the fact that he knows nothing whatsoever.

    AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH it just makes me soooo MAD!!!! i'm never watching top gear again.

    sorry - rant over.

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    :shock:
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    i think hes great
    drives zafira dti, astravan sportive

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    I cant stand the guy, very over rated :?
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    he dont like astras= i dont like him simple



    hehe
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    Re: jeremy 'im a nob tugger' clarkson

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyD
    AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH it just makes me soooo MAD!!!! i'm never watching top gear again.
    Count with me!

    one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

    There you feeling better now? :roll:

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    Re: jeremy 'im a nob tugger' clarkson

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyD
    like the comment about the adjustable suspension on that bentley. "why would you want to make it more uncomfortable?" - you dick, do you not understand that it make handling better?! Surely anyone who claims to know anything about cars can understand this? He obviously doesn't.
    why would you want a track car handling bentley? gotta agree with my clarkson on that on.

    didn't see it though
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    anyone see the top gear where vicki drove a bentley up the 1/4mile, she did it 3 times, bet that used up a tank at least, cant remember the times though
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    It was 5th Gear, they kicked her off Top Gear and she got her ass kicked by an RS Turbo if I remember rightly

    Jeremy Clarkson IS Jeremy Clarkson. Opinionated, Egotistical and Sexist. Would it be as good to watch if he didn't put the little bloke down all the time? Or if he didn't put down Rover or Vectra drivers incessantly. Don't think so.

    And as for the Bentley. A knob on the dash to stiffen the shocks?? Utterly crap Japanese widget idea. Why bother? It's a BENTLEY. Why would you want to spoil the car by turning up the damping? OK on a trackday special, but are you gonna run a 2 1/4 ton car as a trackday one? Pointless VW meddling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    And as for the Bentley. A knob on the dash to stiffen the shocks?? Utterly crap Japanese widget idea. Why bother? It's a BENTLEY. Why would you want to spoil the car by turning up the damping? OK on a trackday special, but are you gonna run a 2 1/4 ton car as a trackday one? Pointless VW meddling.
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