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    joke

    Cow Business

    A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman
    sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his
    sorrows in his beer.

    "What's up, John?" asked the farmer.

    "Gosh Bob, I'll tell you what ... if I don't sell a tractor soon,
    I'm gonna have to close my shop."

    "Now John, things could be worse," said Bob.

    "How do you figure?" asked John.

    "Well, John - you know my ornery cow, Bessie? I went to milk her
    this morning and she just kept flicking her tail in my face. So I
    grabbed a piece of rope and tied it up to the rafter. Then, the
    nasty thing went and kicked the bucket away! So I tied her leg to
    the wall. Then she kicked my stool right out from underneath me!
    But I was out of rope. So I took my belt off and used it to tie
    her other leg to the other side of the stall. Well wouldn't you
    just know it...my damn pants fell down."

    "And John, if you can convince my wife that I was in there to
    MILK that cow, I'll buy a tractor from you TODAY!"


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    Thanks for that Vauxy

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    A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots?! What's wrong?" "I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.
    The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender. "I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.

    The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Jeez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    that is soo bad vauxy
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