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    Joke

    A guy goes up to the door of a night club and tries to get in

    "sorry not tonight mate" says the door man

    "WHAT, why not?" asks the man

    "you need a tie to get in here mate" replys the door man

    "fine" says the man and storms away

    he decides to nip round to his car and look for a tie incase he has on lying around in the boot (he is a rep )

    he searches and doesnt find anything, as a last resort he ties a set of jump leads around his neck and goes round to noise up the door man

    "can i get in now? " he asks when he gets there

















    "ok, but dont try and start anything" replys the door man
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