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    A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die some day," the leader of the discussion said, "and none of us really knows when, but if we did we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that inevitable event." Everybody nodded their heads in agreement with this comment.
    "What would you do if you knew you only had 4 weeks of life remaining before your death, before your Great Judgment Day?" the leader asked the group.

    "For those 4 weeks, I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted Jesus into their lives." one gentleman said.

    "A very admirable thing to do," said the group leader. And all the group members agreed that would be a very good thing to do.

    "For those 4 weeks, I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving my family, my church, and my fellow man with a greater conviction," one lady said enthusiastically.

    "That's wonderful!" the group leader commented, and all the group members agreed that would be a very good thing to do.

    One gentleman in the back finally spoke up loudly. " For those 4 weeks, I would travel throughout the United States with my mother-in-law in a Ford Escort, and stay in a Motel 6 every night."

    Everyone was puzzled by his answer. "Why would you do that?" the group leader asked.

    "Because," the man smiled sarcastically, "it would be the longest 4 weeks of my life."


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