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    halloween jokes

    Q - What is a vampire's least favorite meal?
    A - Stake !!

    Q - What do vampires enjoy most about baseball?
    A - The bats (and the double-headers)

    Q - What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
    A - Ultra-Bite.

    Q - What does a monster wear when it rains?
    A - His ghoul-oshes.



    Q - How did the monster predict his future?
    A - With a horror-scope.

    Q - What did the monster do when he lost his hand?
    A - He went to a second hand store.

    Q - Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
    A - Because he didn't have any guts.

    Q - What are a spook's two favorite rides at the fair?
    A - The roller ghoster and the merry ghoul round.



    Q - What is a vampires favorite holiday?
    A - Fangsgiving.

    Q - What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween?
    A - Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid.

    Q - What two famous places did the monster visit while on his vacation?
    A - The Vampire State Building and Count Rushmore.

    Q - What is in the red blood cells of monsters?
    A - Hemogoblin !!!



    Q - What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"?
    A - Winnie the Boo
    A - His bootiful ghoul-friend.

    Q - Where do ghosts keep their cars?
    A - In a mirage.

    Q - What is the hardest thing to sell to a mummy?
    A - Life Insurance.

    Q - How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
    A - Take away his funny bone!



    Q - What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
    A - Neck tarines

    Q - Why didn't the wraith win at poker?
    A - He didn't have a ghost of a chance.

    Q - What performers do vampires enjoy the most at the circus?
    A - The jugulars

    Q - What do spooks call their Navy?
    A - The ghost guard.



    Q - What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
    A - A crumby mummy!

    Q - Why do Casper's phone bills tend to be so high each month?
    A - He is always calling ghost-to-ghost.

    Q - Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
    A - Because he had no body to take !


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