Q - What is a vampire's least favorite meal?
A - Stake !!
Q - What do vampires enjoy most about baseball?
A - The bats (and the double-headers)
Q - What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A - Ultra-Bite.
Q - What does a monster wear when it rains?
A - His ghoul-oshes.
Q - How did the monster predict his future?
A - With a horror-scope.
Q - What did the monster do when he lost his hand?
A - He went to a second hand store.
Q - Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A - Because he didn't have any guts.
Q - What are a spook's two favorite rides at the fair?
A - The roller ghoster and the merry ghoul round.
Q - What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A - Fangsgiving.
Q - What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween?
A - Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid.
Q - What two famous places did the monster visit while on his vacation?
A - The Vampire State Building and Count Rushmore.
Q - What is in the red blood cells of monsters?
A - Hemogoblin !!!
Q - What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"?
A - Winnie the Boo
A - His bootiful ghoul-friend.
Q - Where do ghosts keep their cars?
A - In a mirage.
Q - What is the hardest thing to sell to a mummy?
A - Life Insurance.
Q - How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
A - Take away his funny bone!
Q - What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A - Neck tarines
Q - Why didn't the wraith win at poker?
A - He didn't have a ghost of a chance.
Q - What performers do vampires enjoy the most at the circus?
A - The jugulars
Q - What do spooks call their Navy?
A - The ghost guard.
Q - What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
A - A crumby mummy!
Q - Why do Casper's phone bills tend to be so high each month?
A - He is always calling ghost-to-ghost.
Q - Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A - Because he had no body to take !