bloody annoying bible preachers just came to my door.. took me ages to get rid of them. how many time do you have to say you don't belive in it!?
Just pretend you dont speak english works every time
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i just say i love satan and shut the door
Put squirty cream round the dogs mouth and watch em run away.
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Do I what I do, Tell them to hang on whilst you turn the cooker down, go into lounge shut door behind you and watch telly.
Its amazing how long they will wait for, but very funny!!
This is also a great trick for people ringing up selling something. Sound interested for about a minute, then tell them you have got to do something but to hold on and put the phone on the side for a while and see how long they are willing to hold the line
My Dad has been doing this for years and its still very funny.
i'll pop round to yours for some of that then m8Originally Posted by MatG
while your out back watchin TV, i'll clear the bloody house out
i've done the phone trick on double glazed salesmen before
i live in a newly built house, WTF would i need new windows for?
erm you dont leave the door open obviously!! :roll:Originally Posted by japcrapboy
aaaaah, it's that obvious countless old dears get turned over each year.Originally Posted by "MatG
mind you, if people stay on the door step after the door has been closed in their faces, they must be dumb anyways
well when they phone our house i say give me your number and i will call you back in 6 hours and they say "but i will be in my house then"
and i say"exactly where i am now **** off"
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