A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in
the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent.
He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir,"
was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges. That's why we
have the camel, sir."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain
started having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he
asked the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool
behind the camel, the Captain stood on it, pulled down his pants, and
had wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do
"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the
camel into town where the girls are."