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Dear Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,
Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5
0 and NBA 3.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do?
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C: \ I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will create boring Loudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck: Technical Support
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which I'd used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the
only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better.
A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried, had many Bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down
completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time
only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they
caused severe damage to my hardware. Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to
Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at
great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to,
because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources,
it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse2000.
Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be
very unstable and costly to run.
For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's
memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I
had forgot about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and
E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and
Whingezip! These latter products have no help files and
I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express,
which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Wife1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources.
It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that
they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT
programme it often crashes or runs the system dry.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't
be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a
friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of
Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing