Cliff richard is doing a concert in Japan and asks the crown for a request
"Tits and fanny Cleef, tits and fanny" shouts a man at the front
Cliff blanks the man and chooses another persons request of living doll
After a few more songs he asks the crowd for more requests, and the man at the front shouts again
"cleef, cleef, tits and fanny, TITS...AND...FANNY"
Yet again Cliff blanks the man and sings the young ones for someone else
He decides to ask the crowd for one last request before he goes and again the man shouts
"CLEEF....TITS...AND...FANNY, TITS AND FANNY"
Cliff gets very pissed off and gets the man on stage ans says
"What the hell are you on about tits and fanny, i dont have a song called tits and fanny"
"Yes, yes tits and fanny" says the man
"ok then sing it for me" says Cliff
"Tits and fanny we dont talk any more"