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    A joke for a change

    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-

    Cheese Sandwich: £1.50
    Chicken Sandwich: £2.50
    Hand Job: £10.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your ******** hands, I want a cheese sandwich."
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