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    strange facts

    > > > Q : What is the strongest muscle?

    > > > A : Tongue.... Because it can raise woman's hip with just one

    > > lick.

    > > >

    > > >

    > > > Q : What is the lightest muscle?

    > > > A : Penis.... Because it can be raised by a woman's lips!

    > > >

    > > > Fact: A woman can guide a 1.5" diameter penis into an inch

    > > diameter

    > > > vagina in pitch dark without looking, but cannot park a 6ft long car

    > > in

    > > > a 7ft long parking space in daylight!

    > > >

    > > > The 69 position is like driving in rush hour, the ******* is

    > > always

    > > > in front of you!

    > > >

    > > > Advantages of having an affair with a married women.

    > > > They give like hell.

    > > > They do not yell.

    > > > They do not tell.

    > > > They do not swell and there are no wedding bells!

    > > >

    > > > The Pussy Poem

    > > > This is a hole that never heals,

    > > > the more you rub it the better it feels.

    > > > But all the soap from here to hell,

    > > > can never remove that ****ing smell.

    > > >

    > > > Question : What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?

    > > > Answer : A chicken is the result of a SITTING HEN, whereas a baby is

    > > the

    > > > result of a STANDING ****!

    > > >

    > > > My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be

    > > still

    > > > be in paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead

    > > of

    > > > the bloody apple!

    > > >

    > > > Q : Why do men snore when lying on their backs?

    > > > A : Because their balls flop over their ******* and this causes an

    > > > airlock!

    > > >

    > > > Q : What is the difference between a black and a white fairy

    > > tale?

    > > > A : White begins "Once upon a time......." Black begins "Y'all

    > > > mo'****ers a'int gonna believe this shit......"

    > > >

    > > > Q : What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN? A :

    > > > When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when

    > > >

    > > > you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!

    > > >

    > > > Q : What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?

    > > > A : Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and

    > > > shapeless later.


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    lol some nicely distasteful stuff there hehe

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