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    joke

    There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of

    his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.

    He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he

    died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you

    to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I

    wanna take my money to the afterlife."



    So he got his wife to promise him, with all her heart that when he

    died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

    Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the coffin, the wife

    was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they

    finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to

    close the coffin, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

    She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and

    placed it in the coffin next to the body.

    Then the undertakers locked the coffin lid down and carried it away.

    Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all

    that money in the coffin."

    She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I

    promised him that I was going to put that money in the coffin and I did."

    "You mean to tell me you put every penny of his money in the coffin

    with him?"

    "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my

    account and I wrote him a cheque."


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    lol
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