Little Johnny was in his nursery school class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Johnny was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with
a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the a*s." The teacher hurriedly set
the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Johnny
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"..............
.............."No," said Johnny, "My father plays football for Man Utd, but I was just too
embarrassed to say".