> An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession.
> "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and
> asked me to hide her from the Enemy. I hid her in my attic."
> The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and
> have no need to confess."
> "It's worse, Father. she started to repay me with sexual favors."
> "You were both in great danger, two people together under those
> circumstances act that way. You are forgiven."
> "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one
> "And what is that?"
> "Should I tell her the war is over?"