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    Bad joke, but you will alll LOVE IT!!!

    Apologies, a really bad joke!
    > > A man walks into the doctors....
    > >
    > > Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"
    > > Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."
    > > Doc - "What??"
    > > Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
    > > Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign
    of
    > > stress; do you suffer from stress?
    > > Man - "Not really"
    > > Doc - "What about stress at work?"
    > > Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I
    > > worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
    > > Doc - "That sounds very stressful"
    > > Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the
    salary
    > > and I feel really appreciated"
    > > Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"
    > > Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts
    >me
    > > down every chance she gets"
    > > Doc - "That sounds stressful"
    > > Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
    > > Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"
    > > Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
    > > Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
    > > Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits"

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    lol heard that one before! Ewww!

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