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    A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid....

    A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid.

    "Certainly Sir," says Jervaise the waiter, "Would
    you like to choose your squid from the tank over
    there?"

    "I'll have that little green one with the
    moustache" says the customer.

    "Oh no!" replies Jervaise "but he's my favourite!
    He's so small and cute and friendly. Surely you'd
    prefer one of the bigger, meatier ones?"

    "No" says the customer "It's got to be that one".

    So Jervaise gets the little green squid out and puts
    him on the chopping block and raises his knife.
    The little squid looks up and smiles, twitching his
    bushy moustache into a big friendly grin!

    "It's no good", says Jervaise, "I can't do it. I'll
    have to ask Hans who does the washing up. He's a big,
    tough brute - he'll be able to do the evil deed."

    So out comes Hans, while Jervaise disappears off in
    tears. Hans picks up the knife, raises it to chop the
    little squid's head off and once again the little
    friendly squid looks up and smiles, wiggling his
    little legs and twitching his little moustache. Hans
    finds it impossible to kill him too.

    The moral?

    Hans that does dishes can be as soft as Jervaise with
    mild green hairy-lip squid.



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    heard that years ago, still made me laugh though
    YOUR FRIENDLY WINDSCREEN MAN

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    I know mate, but I've been clearing junk out of my email and pc, and the 'bad jokes' thread inspired me !

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    GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN



    funneh though

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