Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Things Women Cant do .... (sorry ladies)

  
  1. #1
    Status
    Offline
    Cash's Avatar
    AOC Fanatic
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    369
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Things Women Cant do .... (sorry ladies)

    (sorry ladies but I didnt make em up, just sharing them )


    Things Women Can't Do...


    Understand a plot of a film
    Go 24 hours without texting someone
    Build a shed
    Throw
    Run
    Park
    Fart
    Read a map
    Rob a bank
    Resist IKEA
    Sit still
    Tell a joke
    Play pool
    Pay for dinner
    Eat a kebab while walking
    Piss out of a train window
    Argue without shouting
    Get bollocked without crying
    Understand fruit machines
    Walk PAST a shoe shop
    Not comment on a strangers clothes
    Use small amounts of toilet paper
    Let you sleep when you have a hangover
    Drink a pint GRACEFULLY
    Pay for a round
    Throw a punch
    Do magic
    Like your friends
    Admit that men ARE better drivers
    Take less than 20 minutes using the toilet
    Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold"
    Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
    Avoid credit card debt
    Dive into a pool
    Assemble furniture
    Form a GOOD rock group
    Set a video recorder
    Not try and change you
    Watch a war film
    Understand why flirting results in violence
    Spend a day on their own
    Goto the toilet on their own
    Buy a purse that actually fits in a pocket
    Choose a video quickly

    .

  2. #2
    Status
    Offline
    Vauxylady's Avatar
    AOC Gold Member
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    13,721
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    well thats it then i`m obviously not a women then cause i can do quite a few of them


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

  3. #3
    Status
    Offline
    Minxy's Avatar
    The Sticker Queen
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    West Sussex
    Posts
    16,058
    Mentioned in
    35 Post(s)
    Quoted
    4 Post(s)
    Yeah Vauxy farts really well after a good kebab
    MINXY BUTLER-HENDERSON

  4. #4
    Status
    Offline
    Cash's Avatar
    AOC Fanatic
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    369
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    na i think you're a woman !
    ...
    sorry some are a bit crappy, thats a cut down list, from 50 !





    .

  5. #5
    Status
    Offline
    Vauxylady's Avatar
    AOC Gold Member
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    13,721
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    and my jokes are sometimes actually quite good


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

Similar Threads

  1. the things women say?
    By huffanpuff in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 31-05-2006, 01:31
  2. 10 things men know about women
    By Vauxylady in forum Chit Chat and a Warm Welcome!
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 20-01-2005, 18:39

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •