Woman has just got out the bath, looks in the mirror and says to her husband,
"God i'm fat i'm ugly and im getting old!!, pay me a compliment please"
Husband looks up and says..
"Well your eyesights spot on!!!!!"
Why does the pitch at Highbury look so good???
Because £40million of crap is put on it every other Saturday!!
ps sorry to all Arsenal supporters and please edit to team you unlike the most!!