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    Jokage

    Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home
    > from a night out got caught short. They were very near
    > a graveyard and one of them suggested they squat
    > behind a headstone. However, neither of them had
    > anything to wipe with so the first woman thought she'd
    > take off her knickers and use them, then throw them
    > away.
    >
    > Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
    > underwear set and didn't want to ruin it so she looked
    > around and was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon
    > from a wreath that was on one of the graves. She
    > proceeded to wipe herself with that and they then made
    > off for home.
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    > The next day one woman's husband phoned the other
    > husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives
    > you know, mine came home last night without her
    > drawers on."
    >
    > "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a
    > card stuck between her arse cheeks that said 'From all
    > the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget
    > you'."

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    Seen that before, very v funny
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    lol


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