I have just finished a book by a dude called Dougie Brimson. Its called Top Dog and is about football hooligans. Not a bad story as well

Anyway i decided to get another by him as i liked the first, went into waterstones and asked for the book but it wasnt in. I ended up buying the new Harry Potter one as i needed something quick for work that night.

You should have seen the look on the telles face when i took it up to him after asking for a book on football hooligans

It was a mastercard moment